CONSTITUTION OF REPUBLIC OF PINBALL
We the People of the Republic of Pinball, in Order to form a more Enjoyment, establish Fun, insure Hapiness, provide for the Pinball Parts, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Pinball to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Republic of Pinball.
ALL CITIZENS HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE A PINBALL
PRESERVE AND RECOVER ALL THE PINBALLS WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION OF BRAND, MODEL OR AGE
NOBODY SHOULD DO BUSINESS WITH PINBALL, WITHOUT HAVING THE PLEASURE OF PLAYING
ETHICS AND HONESTY ARE ESSENCIAL IN BUSINESS AND RELATIONSHIPS
SPREAD THE WORD - PINBALL IS AMAZING